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Elvis has opened the SPAM

Just get ready to pay the adoption fees, the quarantine fees, the vet bills and what ever else they can bilk you for.

Sorry for contacting you this way, I got your email online searching for a good home that will adopt my English Bulldog “Presley”. Actually I have not be able to contact you, due to the terrible situation I have been through, my dearest husband had a terrible car accident and has been in coma for some months now, and this was the main reason I needed a good home for Presley so I could be able to concentrate with the care of my husband. Few weeks ago I finally lost my dear husband, and now I have to contact you to know if you are still interested in adoption my little Presley because I need to give him a good home so i could move on with my life. Presley is just a fabulous and exquisite English bulldog with lots of baby bullies wrinkles!,stocky with short legs,heavy bone,awesome mass and wide chest,excellent temperament,with a lifetime of love and wrinkles. He is very current on his vaccinations and de-worming and will come with full AKC registration for show or responsible breeding. Pls do get back to me via [Removed]@gmail.com, if you will be able to take good care of him for me.

Thank you

Lisa

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Esophageal spinal cord

This poor man has his spinal cord running down his throat. Sometimes a medical dictionary just isn’t enough. I think I will send him a DVD set of Emergency!

From:Mr.Ngume Akume.
12,rue stdtono,Lome,
TOGO.

My Dearest In CHRIST,
How are you today?hope you are fine Please permit me to introduce myself, I am Mr.Ngume Akume.As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.

I was a Crude Oil merchant in TOGO,i have been diagnosed with Esophageal spinal cord after the Autor crash accident I hard A year and six months now. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment no improvements I stay one place i n the Hospital with out walking,this mail was written by one of my closerest nurse who is inthe hospital here and hard promised to keep this secret.
I await for death any time from now may be in the next few months,according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well,as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business.. Though Iam very rich, I was nevergenerous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on mybusiness as that was the only thing I cared for.But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than justwanting to have or make all the money in the world.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God ha!! s called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in Austra,cameroun,liberia,Algeria and Malaysia.

Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I can not do thismyself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, theyrefused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of million dollars $25,000,000,00 that I have with afinance/Security Company abroad.
I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations. have set aside 10% for you and for your time. If you feel up to it and you are honest, please contact me asap.and I shall proceed on the documents concerned you will receive this money within 3-4 working days from now.
God be with you.
Mr.Ngume Akume

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Beloved Ones

I too “quickly call up a pastor/prophet to give me positive thinking on this solution” and she said “I see a great financial loss in your future, beginning with the $200 you owe me for telling you that you are an idiot!”

Subject: Dear Beloved-One,
From: “Carol Evans Mulla”
Date: Thu, May 21, 2009 5:45 am
To: 

Dear Beloved-One,
 
My name is Carol Evans Mulla am 75yrs old of age, I stay in Queen Elizabeth Hospital NHS Trust Stadium Road Woolwich London SE18 4QH.I am a good merchant, I have several industrial companies and good share in various banks in the world. I spend all my life on investment and co-operate business both is Asia, Europe and America here. All the way I lost my husband and two beautiful children in Plane Crash.
 
I am a very good woman with all cost I don’t know much and care about people, since when I had an experience of my difficulty to sleep and give rest. Ending of last year (September) I was sent a letter of medical check up, as my personal doctor testify that I have a lung cancer, which can easily take off my life soon. I found it uneasy to survive myself, because a lot of my investment can not be run and manage by me again. I quickly call up a pastor/prophet to give me positive thinking on this solution, as my adviser. He ministered to me to share my properties, wealth, to motherless baby/orphanage homes people that need money for survivor, business woman and man for their investment and for future rising.
 
Therefore I am writing this letter to people who are really need of help to contact me urgently. So that I can make available preparation on that. Especially women of the day, who are divorced by their husband, why they cannot survive from feeding their self. Please contact me and stop weeping. Probably let me know what you really need the money for, and if you can still help me to money to nearest orphanages homes near your town. Now am so much with God, am now born again.
 
May the lord bless you, as you reach me, please to remind you don’t belong to scammers or any act of fraudulent act on internet? I will give more information to you as I await your response immediately.
 
Thanks
Carol Evans Mulla

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I believe “Resveratrol” is what Hollywood executives call their assistants when booking lunches.

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We never met

It has been a long time since I never posted this.

From: jennifer21@########.###
Date: February 22, 2009 7:33:13 PM PST
To: Undisclosed recipients: ;

Hi there!

It has been long time since we did not meet. I hope everything is okay with you.

I found a great medicine shop on the net. I ordered some meds and got my orders in 3 days to my postbox.They are cheap and quality.

I thought that you may be interested.Here is the store : http://[Link Removed]

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