Tag Archives: Non-English

May 23 2009
Lost in Translation

Not a Drug Money

What do you mean I am under arrest, she gave me a certificate guaranteeing it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack?

Greeting !!!

This is to bring to your notice that a bank draft of $1,000,000.00 United States Dollars,have been issued in your favour by the World Bank from a random computer e-mail search. I Mrs. Jenny Brown , a worker in the World Bank have deposited the draft with (UPS EXPRESS, NIGERIA), after many e-mails to you which you have not replied.I have travelled out of Nigeria now, I do hope that you will receive this mail and act fast.What you have to do now is to contact the UPS EXPRESS, NIGERIA as soon as possible to know when they will deliver the package to you because of the expiring date. For your information,I have paid for the delivering Charge,Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country.You are advice to contact the courier services immediately Again, I would have paid for the Security Keeping fee but they refused because they said they don’t know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.

You have to contact the UPS EXPRESS, NIGERIA now for the delivery of your Bank Draft valued at $1,000,000.00 United States Dollars with this information, All you have to do is contact or furnish UPS EXPRESS NIGERIA with your identification for verification of the details there in their office. Send them the following details with their email there as emailing me back will be impossible.

Names in full

Residential Address….

Country…..

Telephone number,….

Contact Person: Mr. Noyin Efe

Email Address : ups.service.ng@[Domain Removed].com

Telephone Number : +234-806-6[Number Removed]

Contact Mr. Noyin Efe there and know when the Draft will get to your address,Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $999.00 US Dollars Only for their immediate action.You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs. Jenny Brown.

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Apr 05 2009
Lost in Translation

A Classic Benin Transaction

While this is a classic Phishing email, trying to get your contact information and maybe even you money, it tries several different approached. Greed, religion and the classic “third-party verification”. One of the best lines is “helping me over the transaction in the past despite it came to fail us.”

My Dear,

I am hereby to inform you that i have been able to complete up with the transaction we had in the past regarding to the sum of $6,000,000.00usd which was supposed to be transferred into your account,though it came to fail us somehow because you were unable to meet up with the requirement of the bank.

Therefore, i am very happy to inform you that i have been able to complete up the transaction with the aid of a business counterpart in person of Mr.Harrison T.Douglas from united states.And i am presently, in japan for an investment project with my own part of the fund which was supposed to be transferred into your account.

I must also confess to you that i appreciates all your efforts and endeavours in helping me over the transaction in the past despite it came to fail us.So be informed that i have been able to map out the sum of six hundred united states dollars for your kind help and assistance to me in getting the fund transferred into your account in the past.

Now, all you need to do is to try as much as possible and correspond with my personal assistance right there in benin republic in person of Mr.Ben Worlker on his email bellow: ( sdy.max44@[Removed].com ) ask him to send to you the certified international bank draft worth the sum of $600,000.00usd which i had written and signed in your name before i left for the investment project in japan.

You should also endeavour to get me informed as soon as the bank draft is been sent to you so that i will be aware that it has gotten to you without any hitch ok.You can as well contact him via his private phone number if there is any where you are confused and would like to ask him question:+229-####-#397.

Kindly reconfirm to him your informations as stated bellow to enable him deposit your bank draft with any of the courier service company over there in benin republic that will handle the delivery to your destination without any problem.

(i) Name and address
(ii) Current contact phone

Thanks and remain blessed and may the almighty God continue to guide and protect you and your family in jesus mighty name i pray…..amen.

Best Regards
Dr.Efi Chioma

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Apr 01 2009
Lost in Translation

Puppy Love

I guess surfing the “email surfing marketing company with US chamber of commerce” is more efficient that posting this on Craigslist.

Hello,

My name is Tonya Ramirez I got your e-mail address from an email surfing marketing company with US chamber of commerce. My late Grandma was a puppy breeder, she died about 6 month ago and she left 2 Female English Bulldog and 1 Male English Bulldog before she pass a way. One of the female Bulldog Puppy recently give birth to 2 litters puppies, they are so adorable….but due to my work as a Nurse, my job does not permit me to take proper care of these little puppies, I love to take care of them myself but due to the nature of my job i does hardly have time for my self, So i decide to look for someone, who is caring and lovingly parent who will take good care of them and will to adopt them from me, If you are interested in having one of them, Please contact me as soon as possible for more details and information about adopting them. Looking forward to your prompt e-mail again.

Thanks.
Tonya

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Feb 27 2009
Lost in Translation

Please simply delete

Glad to see they are focused on just one type of spam; Home Business Opportunities, Free Software Tools, Discounted Vacation Packages and Free Products

Hello LISA,

We have received a request on your behalf to be added to our
Business Opportunity System.
In order to ensure that all information in request is valid,
please confirm before we will allow any information to be sent to you.

Please click on:
http://[Link Removed]
to confirm.

If you cannot click the link above, please copy and
paste it into your web browser.

If you did not make this information request, please simply delete
this email. No further action is required on your part.

Request info:
Email: [Link Removed]
System Id: [ID Removed]

Once confirmed, you will receive information on these topics:
Home Business Opportunities
Free Software Tools
Discounted Vacation Packages
Free Products

By confirming you are agreeing to contract by phone or email.

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