Category Archives: Too Good

Jul 14 2015
Too Good

Microsoft Lottery

Microsoft, British Asia and European Governments all working together!!!

From: antonieta.sole@puerto[Removed].cl

Subject: CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

After a successful completion of the draws of the MICROSOFT E-MAIL PROMO
LOTTERY held on the 19th of March 2015,your company or your personal e-mail
address,attached to winning  numbers23) (77) (04) (57) (33) (170) won in the
Tenth lottery category.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum
of £750.000.00(Seven  Hundred and fifty thousand Pounds Sterling)in
conjunction with British Asia and European Governments and the  MICROSOFT E-
MAIL PROMO LOTTERY, in cash credited to file REFNO:MSW-L/2015-28793,BATCH
NO.4365.

For Claims Contact: Mr.MARK LAMBERT
Email:marklambert[Removed]@hotmail.com
Tel Phone:+447045789954

Regards
Antonieta Sole

Mar 31 2010
Hook, Line and..., Too Good

New Government Program…

While this is absolutely a scam, I have to give it to the criminals for something original. They still don’t get the details, which is good for us. Details such as the Department of Justice using a free web-based email account or referring to the amount as “$FIVE MILLION U.S dollars” are a dead giveaway. We won’t even mention the poor grammar, oh wait, we just did.

From: info@fbi.gov

Subject: GET BACK TO US NOW / IN YOUR BEST INTEREST.

Date: March 23, 2010 4:56:38 AM PDT

Reply-To: departmentofjusticegove@[domain removed].com

Good Day

This is notify you that we have arrested some of those internet fraudsters that extorted money from you, We where able to get your email through those that extorted money from you when the FBI /CIA got them arrested , One of them gave us your email address.

WORLD BANK AUDITORS/INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS (IMF) has approved ($FIVE MILLION U.S dollars ) to be send to you for your compensation as one of the scam victim. We have deposited your Funds with BANK OF AMERICA, in order for them to credit your account. You are hereby require to get Department of Justice OFFICIAL REGISTRATION FORM here in our office to enable us confirm that you are the real owner of this Email, in order for the bank to proceed with the crediting of your account immediately.Note that to get a copy of this form will cost you the sum of $350 dollar you are advice to fill the FORM below and forward it to our office immediately for quick process.

FBI OFFICIAL REGISTRATION FORM

Your Full Name:
Your Country:
Your Home Address:
Your Current Telephone Number:
Your Presents Occupation:
Your Identity:
Your Age:
The Amount You Lost:

Get back to us immediately so that we can inform you where to send the $350.00, for the needed documents to enable your account be credited accordingly.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,

Attorney General,
U.S. Department of Justice
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530-0001.

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Dec 06 2009
Too Good

Since when did Microsoft move to Spain?

As a good friend pointed out, “Since when did Microsoft move to Spain?” I especially like the fact that my email address has won the lottery, but not me. (Thanks Julie for this post!)

From: “NEARY, BRIGITTE U”
Date: December 6, 2009 3:21:24 AM PST
Subject: Your Email Was Selected In The Microsoft Lottery Promo

Microsoft Award Team
20 Emilio Park, Mostoles
Madrid- Spain
Ref: BTL/101OXI/02
Batch: 12/25/0340
Date:06/12/09

Microsoft Award Notification

This e-mail is to inform you that your e-mail address has won you the sum of €500,000.00(Five Hundred Thousand Euro) from the MICROSOFT INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY. For your payment, you are required to contact our fudiciary agent with the below contact details:

CONTACT PERSON: Mr. Emmanuel Gonzalez
Email: emmanuelmfc@[Removed].es
Tel:+34 622 [Removed]

You are also required to contact him with the below information.

INFORMATION REQUESTED:
(a) Your full Name:(b) Contact address:(c) Your Telephone and fax numbers:(d) Your Age:(e) Your occupation:(f) Your country of origin:
Regards,
NEARY, BRIGITTE U
Online Co-ordinator

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Jun 10 2009
Too Good

I turned affluent

Since Jason said so, this must be legit. I mean after all, he has “an over sized estate”.

I would like to share my income-producing secret with you.

I did work at this awful paying job that only allowed me enough to cover my monthlies.

I am sure it’s no surprise that I was not at all thrilled with my situation. Just then, I started seeking out better ways to take care of my family. Then I met an ambitious genius named Jason.

There’s no denying that Jason was abundantly successful — an over sized  estate, a lovely tennis court and more. So was this system really legal, I questioned him? He assured me that it was and detailed it all to me.

Using this amazing system I turned affluent and you can do it too.

It is all explained below for you, let me know what you think, and perhaps we can get get you started
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May 14 2009
Hook, Line and..., Too Good

Western Union Refund

It is amazing I keep getting all these refunds for things I never purchased. Must be my Doppelgänger.

 

From: support@westernunion.com

Subject: Western Union Transfer MTCN: 6598390484

Date: May 13, 2009 4:21:35 AM PDT

 

Dear Customer!

The money transfer you have sent on the 11th of March has not been received by the recipient.
According to the Western Union regulation the transfers which are not collected in 30 business days are to be returned to sender.
To collect funds you need to print the invoice attached to this mail and visit the nearest Western Union branch.

Thank you!

[Attachment with Bogus address removed]

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Apr 17 2009
Too Good

Single Mighty Pill

I can only imagine  the size of the “Single Mighty Pill”.

I believe “Resveratrol” is what Hollywood executives call their assistants when booking lunches.

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Apr 03 2009
Too Good

Investment Opportunity

Why yes, I have some extra cash just sitting around. Should I mail it to you?

From: David Nicolay <[Removed]@hotmail.com>

Date: March 9, 2009 7:35:14 AM PDT

To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Subject: 03/09/09/ Mail.

Reply-To: [Removed]@yahoo.co.uk

Hello,

Excuse my mail but we are sourcing for a private funds investment manager who has steered another fund at his or her current company through the current down market and can do the same with investor?s funds who I am currently managing. The investors I represent believe  successful investing is as much about avoiding risk and containing losses, thereby protecting shareholder capital, as it is about  achieving profits.

The investors require short or long term investments of high quality and low risk. The goal of this type of fund is to protect capital with low- risk investments while achieving a return that beats a relevant benchmark such as a Treasury bill index. If your background is stable and have an unblemished record we could consider a partnership though it depends on what your investment qualities and plans are like. I expect to hear your view on the above and possibly a business alliance can be actualized.

 

Regards,

David Nicolay

International Financial Consultant

Willow Financial Consultants Ltd.

1st Floor Walton House,

[Removed] High Street Bromley,

Kent BR1 1JW,

United Kingdom.

Phone: (+44) – [Removed], (+44) – [Removed] 40347

Fax (+44) – [Removed]

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Apr 02 2009
Too Good

No, you Google that!

It truly is a best friend that will pester you for weeks, when you seem so happy all the time.

Google this [Name Removed]?

Hey [Name Removed],

Tom here, telling you that Tina and Steve had a great idea that they shared with me…but only after I pestered them for a few weeks. It was only because they seemed so happy all the time.

They told me that they started “Googleing this” & “Googleing that” and were having more fun than a barrel of monkeys with their clothes on.

So – Google this if you wanna see…

http://[Link Removed]

Tom

PS – I love those old video clips where monkeys wore suits and acted like tv detectives….that was cool…

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Feb 25 2009
Too Good

That prestigious piece of paper

Is that a question or a statement? I think the first sentence is missing something.

If you are more than qualified with your experience, but are lacking that prestigious piece of paper known as a diploma that is often the passport to success.

We provide a concept that will allow anyone with sufficient work experience to obtain a fully verifiable University Degree – Bachelors, Masters or even a Doctorate.

Within four to six weeks, you will be a college graduate.
Many people are doing the work of the person that has the degree and the person that has the degree is getting all the money. Don’t you think that it is time you were paid fair compensation for the level of work you are already doing?

This is your chance to finally make the right move and receive your due benefits.

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CALL US TODAY AND GIVE YOUR WORK EXPERIENCE THE CHANCE
TO EARN YOU THE HIGHER COMPENSATION YOU DESERVE!

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Feb 25 2009
Too Good

Let me catch my breathe!

I sure hope the author of this email is able to contain himself, perhaps he could afford an oxygen tank with his millions. 

Dear 123Greetings user,

Okay, let me catch my breathe while I type this because you’re not going to believe this…First off, thank you so much for taking a minute to read this, my name is Shawn Casey, and I’m a millionaire that was dared to do something insane tonight and tomorrow morning, and if you’re interested in knowing what it is then read below, but you’ll need to hurry because you may only have a few minutes to take advantage of this:

As part of an insane marketing test, I’m giving away an in-depth Internet “Business-In-A-Box” to 250 people today. I should be selling this for $497, but…I’m flat out giving it away. Your cost is zero… zip… zilch!

Press here before you become the 251st person.

You probably think I’ve lost my mind – and maybe I have – but just visit this site right now and in 5 minutes you”ll have this awesome $497 Internet business training kit as my gift to you. No kidding!

Press here to Grab it quick – right now – before I change my mind…

Why am I giving this away?

I finally got so sick and tired of watching fakers and bigmouths sell wrong information about how to make a fortune online… that I”ve decided give away my awesome Internet Business Training System so I can help people finally get the truth!

See… I’ve made a fortune online and I’ve helped over 100,000 customers to unlock the secrets to getting started online – the right way.

Press here to Grab it quick – right now – before I change my mind…

Now, I’m giving away my $497 Internet Business-In-A-Box so you can get the inside secrets about how to make your own Internet fortune.

But you must grab this right now because I’m only promising to do this for the next 250 people that visit this site.

Press here before you become the 251st person.

Thank you so much for your time!

Shawn
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